i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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