This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You took a bar mat shot.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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