Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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