Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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