People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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