hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My balls are so social today.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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