Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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