quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I showed him my bush... on skype.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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