i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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