Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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