theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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