Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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