Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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