Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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