What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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