It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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