he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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