Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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