when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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