like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize