The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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