she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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