I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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