i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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