that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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