Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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