I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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