I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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