week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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