What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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