i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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