Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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