He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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