do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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