its not stalking. its research.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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