Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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