your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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