I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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