did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
