thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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