I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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