there's paper in my vomit.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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