Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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