It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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