So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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