Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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