Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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