i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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