If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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