Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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