East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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