you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
