People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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