I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
