i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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