we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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