Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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