i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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