i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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