UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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